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QWhat did the painter say to the wall? 

A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya

. Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? 
A: He had a brush with the law.

 Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? 
A: I got you covered.

 Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
 A: To feel its texture.

. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? 
A: With a bowl of "Surreal" 

Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings? 
A: He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.

 Q: What did the artist say to the rival?
 A: I Challenge you a doodle! 

Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery? 
A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.

 Q: What do you call a painting by a cat? 
A: A paw-trait.

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