Laugh A While

A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya

. Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?

A: He had a brush with the law.

Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?

A: I got you covered.

Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?

A: To feel its texture.

. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?

A: With a bowl of "Surreal"

Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings?

A: He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.

Q: What did the artist say to the rival?

A: I Challenge you a doodle!

Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?

A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.

Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?

A: A paw-trait.