QWhat did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya
. Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.
Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
A: To feel its texture.
. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of "Surreal"
Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings?
A: He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.
Q: What did the artist say to the rival?
A: I Challenge you a doodle!
Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?
A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?
A: A paw-trait.