Pun time!

Q: What do you call dental X-rays?

A: Tooth pics

Q: What do you call a group of babies?

A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

A: He pastaway.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

A: Because they lactose. 

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A: A dinosnore.

Q: Which way did the programmer go?

A: He went dataway.

Q: How does NASA organize a party?

A: They planet.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: Same middle name.

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

A: An investigator

Q: Are mountains just funny? 

A: No.

They are hillareas.

Q: why didn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

A: It was two tired.

Q: What did the window feel when it was hit by a stone?

A: It felt the pane.