Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a'kela'.
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't 'unda'-stand.
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: 'Jhinga' Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was 'puri'.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'
Q: What language do carrots speak?
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - 'HUT