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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a'kela'.

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: 'Aaloo?'

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't 'unda'-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: 'Jhinga' Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was 'puri'.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - 'HUT

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