What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? â€œGrace.”

 Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.

. What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.

 What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing.

 What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.

 What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? â€œAll About That Baste.”

. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key.

 With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish?

 Masked potatoes.

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