Mother: Why is your little brother crying?
Son: Because I won’t give him my piece of cake.
Mother: ls his piece gone?
Son: Yes - he cried when I ate that, too.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the cake say to the knife?
Answer: Do you want a piece of me?
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
Answer: Hey, what’s eating you?
What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Answer: Angel food cake.