Laugh A While

Laugh A While - Jokes

09/03/2020

During a job interview at the 99 Cents store, my son was asked, â€œWhere do you see yourself in five years?â€ My sonâ€™s reply: â€œAt the Dollar Store.â€ He got the job

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.

A friend took her son to the doctor's office after he sprained his finger. The nurse applied a splint, only to be told she'd put it on the wrong finger.

"I'm sorry," she said. "That's OK," my friend's son said. "You were only off by one digit."

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