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08/06/2020

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you have fish cakes?” The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all £5 apart from one that was £10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said “that’s maderia cake”.

My Christmas cake has recently gone missing. I’ve reported it stollen.

Wedding cakes can be so sad.  They often end up in tiers.

Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren't you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn?



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