A: "I saw you yeasterday"
Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!
Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!
Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
Q: What does bread do after it's done baking?
A: Loaf around.
Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE
Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
A: Flours
Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
Q: What does flour and yeast need?
A: A loaf nest.
Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread?
A: It's called "Loaf Actually".
Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
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