John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.”
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start of the new year in a cool way.
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
7. Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?
8. What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year