John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,†Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,†replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.â€
“Phase one?†asks David.
“Yeah,†laughs John, “I've quit buying.â€
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start of the new year in a cool way.
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
7. Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?
Times Square.
8. What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year