Q. What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?

A. An iceberg-er and fries!

Q. What do snowmen do when they’re not feeling well?

A. They take a chill pill!

On a fishing trip to a remote lake in Northern Quebec, I asked the outfitter, “Do you stay here during the winter?” “No,” he said. “The snow gets too deep…

How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?

A: An extra hour of rain

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