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07/17/2019

Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?

She heard you could get thinner there.

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Q. What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A. A desserter.


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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have any more food. I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment.

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Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate


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Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

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Q. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

A. Mini-soda!



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