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07/01/2019

Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism.

She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.”

At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "I'm not free. I'm four."

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

Because she can't sit down.


Which colonists told the most jokes?

Puns-ylvanians.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

Liberty.



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