Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!
Where do bees go on holiday? Stingapore!
Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A moo-tel!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas.
What do goblins mail their friends while on vacation? Ghostcards
Where do sharks go on holiday? Finland.
Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk City.
Why didn't Mr. Krabs invite Spongebob to go on a vacation?
Because he's Shellfish.
Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys
In A Hurry
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."