What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport

A squash

What do you call the age of a pilgrim

A pilgrimage

Don’t Squish the Squash!

One fall day my daughter, Mia, and her boys were walking in the garden so she could show them the autumn harvest. Making sure they looked where they
were stepping, she said, “Watch out for the butternut squash.” My 4-year-old grandson, Sawyer, asked, “Better not squash what?

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While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.

“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”