My collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I use it as both. When not in use, it is prominently displayed in a decorative ceramic utensil caddy in my kitchen.

The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale.

It’s a pooper-scooper.

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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

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Q: What do people often say in a cold, Mexican kitchen?

A: Brrrrrrito.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes about peanut butter?
A: People might spread it around.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: It might crack up.