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11/08/2017

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas


Fishy text

“I feel like carp today”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy”


Hungary text

“I am hungary.”

“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”

“I’m russian to the kitchen.”

“Is there any turkey?”

“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”

“ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”


Getting into contact

Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

A: It lost its contacts.


Listen Up, People

You know you’re texting too much when…

You type ppl instead of people in a letter.



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