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11/08/2017

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas


Fishy text

“I feel like carp today”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy”


Hungary text

“I am hungary.”

“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”

“I’m russian to the kitchen.”

“Is there any turkey?”

“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”

“ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”


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A: It lost its contacts.


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You type ppl instead of people in a letter.



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