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09/28/2017

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor.. Please help me.I think I’m invisible.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I cant see you now!!

Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.

Doctor: What happened to you ?

Patient
: I am going to die in a minute.
Doctor: wait, I am coming with in five minutes.


Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday

Patient: Doctor, What Does The X-Ray Of My Head Show?
Doctor: Absolutely Nothing!

Doctor: Dont worry your health is fine. You'll live to be ninety.
Patient: But, doctor, I already ninety years old right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.



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