1) TEACHER: How many books did you finish over the summer?
PUPIL: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

2) My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. 
I couldn't find the words to thank him.

3) What did one book say to the other one?  
I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.

4) What made you laugh?
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.  Some day I intend reading it.

5) What do you do if pet starts eating your library book? 
Take the words right out of their mouth.

6) TEACHER: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
PUPIL: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.

7) Hey, you know I am writing a novel….
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

8) Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

9) Q. How can you tell if an elephant checked out a book before you did?
A. When you open it, peanut shells fall out.

10) Q. What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A. The dig-tionary.