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07/06/2017

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.

I lost some memory in my computer, but I didn't mind one bit.

My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.

If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?

Dead languages have to be encrypted.

A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
-Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”


Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“ 
 
Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“



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