I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
I lost some memory in my computer, but I didn't mind one bit.
My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
Dead languages have to be encrypted.
A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
-Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”
Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“