What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

My dad literally told me this one last week: 'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"

"Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You’re a sandwich!'”

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