A robot walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender asks. "I need something to loosen up," the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.
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I am feeling a little off today. How about turning me on? The switch is on the back of my neck.
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A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
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"what does your robot do, sam?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
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