Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: “False. It was written in ink.”

Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.

Alex: Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?

Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.

Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!

Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

John: I don’t know.

Robert: Tea-shirts.