A boy breaks on old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!†The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.â€
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You stick with me and I will take you places!
Daddy did you know that girls are smarter than boys?
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go.
A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?â€
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.â€
Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?â€
Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?â€
Bob: "Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder."
Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step."
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: “Your light isn’t working. You have to get off your bike.â€
IT guy: “I tried that but the light still isn’t working.â€
Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
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