About Us Contact Us Help




Laugh A While


Santa On A Walk
Santa  was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Santa said, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
Santa went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Santa called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?'
 'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'
'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Santa as he entered the lift of a high raise building. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, son.'
'Why did you call me son?' demanded Santa. 'I am not your son.' 'I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.
 Ticket Collector
The collector asked Santa for his rail ticket. Santa searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.'
'That is very kind of you,' replied Santa, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'
Empty and Full Disks
Santa and a friend work in a software company. One day, they were to move their computers to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his computer.
The friend asked, “Any problem?”
Santa: "Your computer is newer and has very little data. My computer is an year old, it has plenty of data, and so it is much heavier”. 

Marathon Race
One day Santa happened to see a marathon race.
"What are all these guys doing" asked Santa.
"We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why are others running?!!"
Santa was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" 
It's doubly interesting", said Santa, To start from the middle; keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
Adopted Child
One day Santa was talking with a friend. We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend enquired ”Why Is it?
Santa replied “We have adopted a newly born Telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months”.

Bookmark and Share | Share your Comments

Comments :
Post a new message

In this Issue
Music Review: Top Ten Bollywood Songs Of The Week

by Priyanka Jain
This week’s hits include the song “Salamat” from Aishwarya’s new movie, Sarbjit, where she co-stars with Randeep Hooda, Richa Chadda and Darshan Kumar. “High Heels” and “Let’s Nacho” still steal the top of the charts! These are the perfect songs you want to include at your next event! Another party track is “Akhaan.” Check ‘em out!

Music Review: Top Ten Bollywood Songs Of The Week
Maitra Jeevanche - Relationship Of Journey

by Sunayana Kachroo
On the crisp, beautiful evening of May 14th, just before the twilight two musical legends who have been traveling in different eras on their path, came together or rather came within the cosmic vicinity of each other like two stars gliding around a black hole to create what is termed as the birth of new universes.

Maitra Jeevanche - Relationship Of Journey
IIT AGNE Hosts Our Connected World And 21st Century Medicine

How can a Radiologist read MRI scans in an ER across the globe? Can someone assess an ECG sitting at home? Can you reach and monitor patients living in remote areas? Come find out on When: 2- 4 PM, Saturday, May 21st, 2016 at the IIT AGNE event.

IIT AGNE Hosts Our Connected World And 21st Century Medicine
METROHACKS - 200+ Hacks Come Alive On May 21st And 22nd In Boston

The hackathon will take place on May 21st-22nd at One Cambridge Center, Microsoft New England’s headquarters. Registration is completely free online at http://metrohacks.co.

METROHACKS - 200+ Hacks Come Alive On May 21st And 22nd In Boston
New England Health Fitness & Wellness Fair

United India Association and the Indian Medical Association come together to host a health fair on Sunday June 5, 2016 .

New England Health Fitness & Wellness Fair

You may also access this article through our web-site http://www.lokvani.com/

Home | About Us | Contact Us | Copyrights Help