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03/12/2015

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Santa: Tipu's skeleton. 
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child 


A tourist was being led through a river in Corbett National Park. "Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a torch?"
"That depends, "replied the guide, on how fast you carry the torch!"


Tourist: "Look Guide, Here are some LION tracks."
Guide : "Good. You see where they go 

Frightened tourist: "Are ther any bats in this cave?
Guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of them."and i will find out where they came from!".

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. 

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. 

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: 

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly.



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