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02/25/2015
An Italian, French and Indian went to England in interview and they want to do a sentence with three main words yellow, green and pink. Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppiar. Mr. Jeppiar talks to his students: # At the ground: —————– All of you stand in a straight circle. The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here). # To a boy, angrily: ——————— I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? # While punishing students: ———————– You, rotate the ground four times… You, go and understand the tree… You three of you stand together separately. Why are y ou late – say YES or NO …..(?) # Sir at his best: ————— Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre†# Sir at his best inside the Class room: ———————————————- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half. Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) “Both of u three get out of the class.†Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today… Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver….. Take 5 cm wire of any length…. Last but not the least some Jeppi ar experiences … —————————————————————– Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003: ———————————————- “No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the policeâ€
1. The first one was the Italian :
(I wake up in the morning and I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think about my self and I hope it will be pink day....)
2. The next was the French :
( I wake up in the morning and I eat the yellow banana, the green pepper and I watch the pink panther on the TV....)
3. The last one was the Indian :
(I wake up in the morning I hear the phone "green green" and I pink up the phone and I say yellow.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
(From The Joke Yard)
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