A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."

The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"

From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."

Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?

A: The "punch" line!

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?

A: On the world wide web.

Q: What's the difference between

   Batman and a robber?

A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?

A: In the sith grade!

Q: What’s the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?

A: A bucking horse.

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?

A: Ock-tober.

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?

A: Web-ruary.

Q: What superhero uses public transportation?

A: Bus Lightyear!

Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?

A: Fruit punch!

Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: None. They like the dark.

Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?

A: He was the bat-boy.

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?

A: Superbowl.

Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?

A: Energetically!

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