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My financial future was bright... Then I filled up my tank

DODGE - "drips oil drops grease everywhere"

Ford - "Fix Or Repair Daily".....

If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk........... #drive

Passwords are like underwear: change them often...

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Girl said : I think the poorest people are the happiest. Boy replied : Then marry me, we will the happiest couple #marry

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "Are you gonna drink that?"... #TGIF

What do call two birds in with love? Tweet hearts.!!!,,,, #tweet

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. #lottery

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